New Avatars

[scottsdad]

THE WISE MEN HAVE PATENTED THERE NEW AVATARS FOR 2008.
AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE WALKING TO THE CASHIERS WINDOW TO COLLECT SOME WISE MEN WINNINGS.TAKE NOTE OF OUR GRADE-1 STAKES WINNING CAMELS.tro( tro( tro(

[manassas]

there are 3 wise men whom am i missing i am working on an avatar which will be my first where is your O. T.B in Dubai Con Grats on the Giant victory great game

[scottsdad]

Morning Art---great Game Indeed--couldnt Be Happier. The 3rd Guy You See Is Actually Our Camel Trainer.the Otb Is A New State Of The Art Cave Theatre Built By The Sheikh Himself.its A Long Walk Out There In The Sand. Looking Forward To Your Avatar.

[danstep43]

hey Art....the 3rd Wiseman seat has not been fillled for quite some time..........

[scottsdad]

STILL ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

QUALIFICATIONS

1--MUST CAP WITH THE DRF,NO STATS,SOFTWARE,PROGRAMS
2--MUST BE FAMILIAR WITH DANSTEPS SEMINARS ON HANDICAPPING
3--MUST BET MAJOR TRACKS MOST OF THE TIME, VERY LITTLE ACTION FROM--PHA CHEESESTEAK,BEU BACON,FAIRY LAKES,CHUCKYTOWN.ETC
4--MUST BE AVAILABLE FOR CORPORATE MEETINGS
5--MUST NOT TELL OUR WIVES HOW MUCH WE WIN
6--MUST HAVE A CHECKING ACCOUNT FOR PROFIT DEPOSITS
7--MUST LIKE SPORTS
8--MUST HAVE BAL--LS TO BET
9--MUST HAVE AN AVATAR
10-NO CREDIT,BANKRUPTCY,NO DIPLOMA--NO PROBLEM

ONLY SERIOUS CANDIDATES NEED APPLYa:

PS--MUST LIKE CAMELS

[danstep43]

don't have anything to add...other than suggestions for seminars is always welcome.......oh, it is preferred that you were not part of any other organization.....IE: hot talker...etc... we had a few minor probs. in the past....

[Jerfi]

STILL ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

QUALIFICATIONS


WHY JERFI CAN'T QUALIFY

1--MUST CAP WITH THE DRF,NO STATS,SOFTWARE,PROGRAMS hasn't seen a DRF in 10 yrs
2--MUST BE FAMILIAR WITH DANSTEPS SEMINARS ON HANDICAPPING have taken the course.... but failed...
3--MUST BET MAJOR TRACKS MOST OF THE TIME, VERY LITTLE ACTION FROM--PHA CHEESESTEAK,BEU BACON,FAIRY LAKES,CHUCKYTOWN.ETC gladly accepts wins from all tracks, specializes in $25 payoffs due to miscalculated M/L from unsophisticated track officials
4--MUST BE AVAILABLE FOR CORPORATE MEETINGS detests meetings
5--MUST NOT TELL OUR WIVES HOW MUCH WE WIN likes to brag too much
6--MUST HAVE A CHECKING ACCOUNT FOR PROFIT DEPOSITS PROFIT? WHAT'S THAT?
7--MUST LIKE SPORTS but, racing is fun, not a sport!
8--MUST HAVE BAL--LS TO BET you mean, more than $2?
9--MUST HAVE AN AVATAR I can remedy this one!
10-NO CREDIT,BANKRUPTCY,NO DIPLOMA--NO PROBLEM Credit is so poor, I have to have a co-signer to pay CASH!

ONLY SERIOUS CANDIDATES NEED APPLYa: ....this one I can qualify! I'm very serious .....

Maybe they will take me on my connections....

[scottsdad]

Dear Mr. Manning--thank You For Applying To The Wise Men Group Thoroughbred Holdings Llc.at This Time We Feel We Have To Deny Your Application.our Decision Was Based On A Very Complicated Formula.you Have 30 Days To Request A Written Copy Of Our Detailed Decision.please Send A Sase To
Wise Men,inc
3344 Camel Run
Kuwait
Att--human Resources

[scottsdad]

Coming Soon---new Danstep Seminar
How To Recognize When A Horse Is Ready To Win.
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This Valuable Tool Will Help Our Fellow Horse Players And Cappers What To Look For.
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Studying The Paddock
Watching Trainers Mannerisms
Horses Warming Up In The Post Parade
Locating The Difference Between A Horse Ready To Get His Picture Taken In The Winners Circle--vs--a Horse Taking Pictures At A Kiddie PARTY For Fun.
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Participation Is Limited--sign Up Now

[azbacks]

I like the new look although it looks like 'The Wisemen' might be fighting a slight uphill battle.

I always enjoy your reparte with each other and Mr. J.. Keep up the good work.

The camels here in the Phx area are recovering from a wild week-end. Big golf match and a football game. Plus the sand is a little damp this morning making the 'desert scooners' even more cranky.

Have a great week!!!

azbacks

[Jerfi]

Dear Mr. Manning--thank You For Applying To The Wise Men Group Thoroughbred Holdings Llc.at This Time We Feel We Have To Deny Your Application.our Decision Was Based On A Very Complicated Formula.you Have 30 Days To Request A Written Copy Of Our Detailed Decision.please Send A Sase To
Wise Men,inc
3344 Camel Run
Kuwait
Att--human Resources


Really, I'm glad I didnt' qualify... now, I can continue taking VCASH from OPPONENTS rather than PARTNERS!

[scottsdad]

Az---tiger Was Awesome Once Again--wasnt He? This Wise Man Has Been A Huge Woods Fan From Way Back In His Stanford Days.
Btw--very Observant About The Uphill Walk.the Reason Being Is----- We Are Training Our Camels To Enter Into The Dubai 45 Mile Uphill Gr-1 On The Uphill Sand Course.:)

[danstep43]

the only prob......is we are the ones doing the training......I am getting tired, sore and my thighs have become thunderous........

Phil BTW- couldn't get it done on his home course....TIGER wins EVERYWHERE

[senortout]

Corrigan returned to the United States a hero. People loved his audacity and spirit. They also had a great deal of fun with the obvious humor of his situation. The New York Post, for example, printed a front-page headline--"Hail to Wrong Way Corrigan!"--backwards. Corrigan also received a Broadway ticker-tape parade with more than a million people lining the street, more people than had turned out to honor Charles Lindbergh after his transatlantic flight.

Boy this was an interesting guy....he helped build the plane Lindberg flew, and was a good pilot himself....google em!

senortout

[danstep43]

that must be STEVEN...looks like he is carrying a bottle of Maddog 20/20

[scottsdad]

Not Me Bro---my Robe Is White.
Senor--did You Grow Up With This Guy?

[scottsdad]

Btw Senor---do You Plan On Racing The Camel In Your Avatar?
If So, May We Suggest Front Bandages.the Wise Men Can Tell From The Avatar Pic---there Is Soreness In That Front Leg.

[senortout]

Headin' to tha left coast, heard they could use some help out there!



Santa Anita has cancelled all live racing for Sunday, February 3, 2008.

Santa Anita has cancelled all live racing for Monday, February 4, 2008 to work on the track.

Santa Anita has also cancelled all live racing for Thursday, February 7, 2008 to work on the track.


senortout gah;

[scottsdad]

SENOR--HAS THE MANAGEMENT AT SA CALLED FOR YOUR HELP?
my friend---maybe they found out you watch there track webcam 20 hrs a day--lol
PERHAPS GO OUT THERE AND FIND SOME NUANCES;;'

[danstep43]

SENOR, this group of WISEMEN also prefer you walk your camels left to right and not against the track bias......

[senortout]

Do hope you are wrong about the soreness in that leg.

(He hops a lot, cause,






wait for it














its all he's got!

[scottsdad]

Ouch--thats A Tough Beat
Maybe You Can Use Him As A Track Camel To Lead The Post Parade.

[scottsdad]

Dan--no Response From Senor
He Is Either Bored With Us--or--his Meds Kicked In.

[danstep43]

maybe he got lost turning the camel around?????

[scottsdad]

He Should Invest In An All Terrain Gps Device.

[danstep43]

or just drink more vitamin water to avoid dizziness, sponsored by Mr. David Wright

[scottsdad]

Or Shaq--the Jockey Last Night.

[gestalt]

I handicapped the picture, I think the two wisemen in the front are plotting against the one in the rear. By the way, nice avatar.

[scottsdad]

Gestalt--you Might Be On To Something--the Two In The Fromt Do Look Like They Are Ready To Take The Other Guy Out;)

[gestalt]

Where are the dancers, harem, and the food?

[scottsdad]

Dan Is In Charge Of All Travel And Entertainment.

[gestalt]

Rumor mill has it that there was a wiseman with a camel at the Super Bowl and he was having a tailgate party. How does he do that?

[senortout]

http://www.rawcade.com/games/876/lt-fly-vs-spiders.html

nothing like that. I stumbleupon a lot....above game is more fun than you can imagine and free too.


senortout

[scottsdad]

GESTALT--THE CAMEL OR THE GUY WAS DEFINITELY NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE WISE MEN.OUR CAMELS ONLY HANG OUT AND RACE IN ROUGH TERRAIN.WE ONLY TRAIN STAKES PLACED--ATS--CAMELS <all terrain sand> THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP.tu?

[senortout]

'least your track is properly banked (refer NUANCE thread)

senortout

ps bring up banked tracks once more, I believe there was once a jockey who stayed clear to the outside down the backstretch and caught all that down-hill momentum on the well-banked turns, anyone remember who that was?