FastG45
10-05-2007, 10:36 AM
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been
with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her
reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or
later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina
Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight
lipped, Joey Parisi, and I admire that. But you've
sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy
now for four months. Now you go and behave
yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco
slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads."
with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her
reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or
later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina
Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight
lipped, Joey Parisi, and I admire that. But you've
sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy
now for four months. Now you go and behave
yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco
slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads."