PDA

View Full Version : Golf Joke


FastG45
06-17-2007, 04:14 PM
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked
'How many?'

The man replied, 'Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each
one into four pieces.'

The pharmacist said, 'That's too small a dose. That won't get
you through intimacy.'

The old fellow said, 'Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't
even think about intimacy anymore. I just want it to stick out far
enough that I don't pee on my new golf shoes.'