Oil Shortage

[FastG45]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our oil is located in
Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
Our DIPSTICKS are located inWashington,DC !!! Any Questions ???

[Jerfi]

Absolutely the most profound analysis of this problem that I've seen!

[FastG45]

Absolutely the most profound analysis of this problem that I've seen!

I don't know if you mean it's good or bad but I think it is half true

[manassas]

no questions at all fastg45 our dipstick in Washington is mired in sludge. the problem with voteing them out is the replacements are no better.

[Jerfi]

I've never quite figured out why we trust our entire national existence to folks who can't seem to solve simple problems.

[manassas]

Thank you for a bunch of great reading today, Dont give up your day job sounds like a winner.