totecapper's claim box

[Jerfi]

Hi, Totecapper!

For correctly picking the last place finisher, you win a bonus of $2294!

Just enter the number 1 in the bet box!

PLEASE: This is for totecapper only! If anyone else enters anything YOU will LOSE the money from your VCASH account!

[scottsdad]

Totecapper,congratulations,why Didnt You Give Danstep And I A Tip On This Horse.you Can Buy A Pretty Nice Holiday Tree With All That V-cash.by The Way,danstep Had The Winner.he Posted It On His Website---www.danstepstothe Winnerscircle.com
If You Want Access To It,send Him A Pm Requesting A Private Pin #

[scottsdad]

Totecapper,you Only Have Until Noon Est To Claim Your Prize,otherwise The Money Goes To Charity.i Think It Goes To The Last Place Retired Horse Foundation.

[totecapper]

Is the horse OK?

[scottsdad]

What Horse?

[totecapper]

That would be fine. I'm the treasurer of that foundation.

[totecapper]

The horse that was vanned across the finish line. That's what Jerfi told me.

[scottsdad]

Jerfi Had Too Much Popcorn Last Night.the Only Thing Vanned Across The Finish Line Was Dansteps Money For Betting The Winner.

[totecapper]

Jerfi Had Too Much Popcorn Last Night.the Only Thing Vanned Across The Finish Line Was Dansteps Money For Betting The Winner.

He had the winner, and I, the last place finisher? This is mortifying. If this post is wet, it's only my tears.

[totecapper]

Where is Dan, anyway?

[scottsdad]

he is probably studying the bible anticipating another profitable day.

[totecapper]

Is bible study part of the seminar? Someone told me that it is tonight. Jerfi, I think. Anyway, I wasted a perfectly good excuse. For what? Nothing.
I have to get a large handful of coffee now.

[scottsdad]

tote,i dont know if dan will be mad at me for telling you this,but he gave me a horse to bookmark for the next time it runs---the horses name is run alexa--it might be still running from its previous race.

[Jerfi]

Jerfi is doing the Bible Study. Dan is still looking for that .. uh.... what was he he was trying to find?

Oh!! yes!!! a winner!

[danstep43]

where in god's creation am I supposed to find a winner..........


still waiting..........

[scottsdad]

That Was A Good One Jerfi.

[Jerfi]

Hey, Dan.... I know this is going to sound like I'm idealistic... but the VERY BEST PLACE to find a winner is in the WINNER'S CIRCLE!

Look there, for inspiration!

[danstep43]

being of 50% Polish nationality, I would have never figured that out!!! Haven't been to the winners circle since Grace Marie covered the mile in 159 flat at Sar. Harness.......many years ago, I was the one with the mullet!!!!!

[scottsdad]

I Had That Exacta That Day
Grace Marie With Keilbasa Boy
Paid 3.20

[danstep43]

she was much the best......:)

[scottsdad]

where did totecapper go?

[totecapper]

I'm here. Had coffee and read the LA Times.

Why did Dan admit to being part Polish? And why does he have a mullett?

I had a mongoose in Vietnam. Died one day when I fed him coffee creamer.

[danstep43]

tote, HAD a mullet, when they were hip........

should've fed him the cat

[scottsdad]

You And Dan Should Get Together For Lunch.you Guys Love Killing Things.

[totecapper]

Dan, I hear they are coming back.

If you send me a self addressed stamped envelope, I will be happy to mail you an old Phillies cap with an adjustable snap in the back, so that as the mullett grows, you can adjust your new (old) cap. The cap was retired when we discovered lice in his hair when he was 6.

FedEx just delivered my DRF. Looking for a large day at SA.

[danstep43]

sorry Tote, die-hard Mets fan.......besides, headbands look much better on mullets.....

howz the card look at S.A. ??????

[scottsdad]

Danstep,you And Tote Can Have Sesame Cat For Lunch And Trade Last Place Tips On Horses Together.

[scottsdad]

Tote,did You Get The Pm From Dan With The Pin # For His Website.lots Of Santa Anita Picks.

[scottsdad]

totecapper,what are you going to do with all that v-cash?
TAKE IT TO SANTA ANITA WITH YOU AND SEE IF IT WORKS IN THE SELF SERVICE MACHINES.
DID YOU GET A TREE LAST NIGHT?

[totecapper]

Not bad for a Wednesday. Shipper from the right coast, Mark Set Go, in the 5th. Espinoza up. Weak field. If he's gotten over the time change, he could generate a price. In the first, maybe Bullish Yield, if 2/1 or better.

That was only a cursory glance. I need to shower and try to focus my eyes and what's left of my mind.

[scottsdad]

tote,thank you for your touts---i will be watching,but i have a question---do you think they just flew the horse into the track today? COMMERCIAL OR PRIVATE PLANE

[totecapper]

totecapper,what are you going to do with all that v-cash?
TAKE IT TO SANTA ANITA WITH YOU AND SEE IF IT WORKS IN THE SELF SERVICE MACHINES.
DID YOU GET A TREE LAST NIGHT?
You bet I am. Only taking part of it though. Saving some for the holiday fund. No holiday tree last night. Mercifully, my wife's younger daughter came over, and they discussed her wedding that's coming up in a year or so; I went to bed.

[danstep43]

Tote, U R the man today, get your game-face on!!!!!

[totecapper]

tote,thank you for your touts---i will be watching,but i have a question---do you think they just flew the horse into the track today? COMMERCIAL OR PRIVATE PLANE

I just hope he came in a plane.

[scottsdad]

DANSTEP,WERE YOU INVITED TO THE WEDDING?
you can wear the phillies hat with lice

[danstep43]

only if I can bring a guest.......and sit at the head table with other TRACKwINNERS members

[totecapper]

Regrettably, this is my last post for the morning. It is still morning here. My next post will be #100, unless Steve or Jerfi, or Admin(whoever that is)block me.

I will now attempt to focus all remaining attention on DRF. I will report in tonight on the festivities of the day.

Don't worry, the wedding invitations will be in the mail as soon as the lovely couple close in on a date.

[danstep43]

good luck!!!!! finally on a serious note......