FastG45
09-17-2006, 12:50 PM
The Priest
A priest wanted to raise money for his church, and being told that there
was a future in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter
him in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a
horse was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might just as well enter it in the
race. To his surprise, the Donkey came in third. The next day, the
racing form carried this headline: "PRIEST'S A'SS SHOWS".
The priest was pleased with the donkey and entered it in the races
again. This time it won. The paper read: "PRIEST'S A'SS OUT FRONT".
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in anymore races. The form read:
"BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S A'SS".
This was just too much for the bishop and he ordered the priest to get
rid of the donkey. The priest gave the donkey to a nun at a nearby
convent and the headlines read: "NUN HAS BEST A'SS IN TOWN".
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to dispose
of the donkey. She sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The paper stated:
"NUN PEDDLES A'SS FOR TEN BUCKS".
They buried the Bishop the next day......
A priest wanted to raise money for his church, and being told that there
was a future in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter
him in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a
horse was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might just as well enter it in the
race. To his surprise, the Donkey came in third. The next day, the
racing form carried this headline: "PRIEST'S A'SS SHOWS".
The priest was pleased with the donkey and entered it in the races
again. This time it won. The paper read: "PRIEST'S A'SS OUT FRONT".
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in anymore races. The form read:
"BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S A'SS".
This was just too much for the bishop and he ordered the priest to get
rid of the donkey. The priest gave the donkey to a nun at a nearby
convent and the headlines read: "NUN HAS BEST A'SS IN TOWN".
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to dispose
of the donkey. She sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The paper stated:
"NUN PEDDLES A'SS FOR TEN BUCKS".
They buried the Bishop the next day......